DarkHaze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Drugs: A Short Film]

that sucked

and anyone who kills themselves because of drugs is a pussy.

[Jeffery's Crutch Tops]

That was great.

I mean seriously why doesn't everyone on newgrounds do stuff like that.

[Love Lost]

........

Im not sure of what that was but it was fukkin funny. It reminds me of this time i hit an old lady with my car and she fell off of the bridge. I was like whoah what the hell was that, and then i remembered oh yeah! Im drunk...

[2 dudes]

That was kewl.

That same thing happened to me at a party and this big gay guy named randy came up and was like "I'm gay too!" and we were like huh?

[Shit Happens]

Damn Man that is brilliant!

I loved that. It is so funny. I think I may have to make a movie using that same kind of humor.

[Retard and Dog #1]

Nice Retard Voice

It reminds me of this time I tied a retard to the bumper of my car with about 7 feet of slack and drove 63 miles. Good times...

[Beer Illusion]

I could have spent that time killing myself.......

That sucked so much i wish pain and torment to all who have watched it to shift their concentration from the wretched suckiness for one moment just one moment of ironic hilarity.
............CLOCK CREW MUST DIE!!!!
............CLOCK CREW MUST DIE!!!!
............CLOCK CREW MUST DIE!!!!
............CLOCK CREW MUST DIE!!!!
............CLOCK CREW MUST DIE!!!!
............CLOCK CREW MUST DIE!!!!

[poopies]

HOLY SHIT THAT KICKED ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was so fuckin amazing who the hell made that song i want it man that was so awesome oh my god dude you rock!!!!!!!!!!

[Retard Obstacle Course]

retards rule

it reminded me of the time i slapped this retarded girl in the face and got kicked out of school and sent to jail and when i got out i went to her house and killed her parents and nurse then had my way with her.......i shouldnt have said that.

[Fun Things with Dan O!]

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

i loved that so much i puked. the use of colors was amazing and even though that song sucked major donkey dick the vid was cool i wish more people would send this crap in to newgrounds because i hate newgrounds and we should ruin it!!!